same shit different dae: HK, here we come! Part 2

Of course! I am anti-LV. But oh well, the exterior design is too pretty to give a miss.

Some drink from 许刘山。

Another must try in Hong Kong!

Some random pics taken by Dear at 女人街

After browsing through the endless stalls and almost getting lost in cheap bra and panty sets, we decided to take a stroll down the Avenue of Stars.

Soon, I was making friends with the statues. One even offered to help me pluck a mango from a tree.

Dear always wanted a shot at being famous, which ended in a shout at being famous.

I was looking for fame. Somehow, lame looked back at me.

This is when Kalenism and Confusion meets. We direct our own lives!

Ya I'm trying to be funny.

After a long day of endless walking,

having a hole in my sock was more amusing.

Madam Tussaud's

Do you know what Bruce Lee likes to drink?

Wata !! (Water)

Do you know what Tiger Woods like to drink?

Nabei how the hell will I know? Tiger pee?

Me showing my affection for one of my faves.

Me showing affection for another one of my faves.

Don't I look like an uncle wanting to have his own say?

Er where's the SeeSaw?
I mean, toilet?

The Peak!

That sure was chilly! I had to lend her my other jacket. Now she has 4 levels of warmth when I only have 2. That's how great Love can be.

Macau

Was quarreling with her over some minor things before we set out for Macau. Come to think of it, I was rather silly to be mad over those things. In the end, we wasted 2 hrs being angry with each other.

Hope she knows that I'm sincerely sorry for my wrongdoings! I've learnt my lesson Dear. =)

It's evident that we just had a quarrel. Haha.

I got my just deserts, in the form of dog poo.

With barely 4 hours in our hands, we could only visit the St Paul's ruins and take pictures like everyone's doing, plus sharing an interesting meat bun. Got some of their famous Bakua and Portugese egg tarts too! Dear surely loves them.

Oh and there's Venetian! We had only like 1 hour plus to walk around the whole casino, plus winning some S$20 from a jackpot machine. I tell you, their jackpot system could be the most advanced ones around, so much so that they knew we were kinda broke, thus the machine let us win $20! Duh!

The Giant Buddha

Attracting a gigantic queue

Do you believe we waited 2 hrs plus to take the cable car??

But of course! It was well worth the wait.

I was actually surprised to see Anita Mui's altar in the Giant Buddha's er.. stomach. The Buddha is hollow with a stall selling souvenirs in it, and the tablets of many deceased are being placed in the circumference.

Those joss sticks were a real task to ignite. I stood in this position for 10 mins.

Taking advantage of the size of the joss sticks, I greedily prayed for many things, including Mum and Dad not being naggy at me anymore. I think Dear must be praying for her career first! Sobs.

One of the bowl of noodles that we had to swallow
cos we had a cable car to catch.

Expectedly, the queue to the return trip cable car ride was long too! Not wanting to wait for another 2 hrs and risk missing our ride, I decided to play punk.

By cutting queue! I did it when the family behind me was looking elsewhere. See my cheeky smile plus the V symbol from my fingers.

Dawn approached, and it was in many ways enchanting.

An artistic shot by Dear, of an old man standing by the car window.

Shortly after, he embarrased everyone on board with his 80% volume fart! He remained nonchalant while we were gasping for fresh air.

Alas, the trip was coming to an end. Initially I thought Dear was pulling my tired legs when she told me her main mode of transport was on foot while she was in Japan. I could truly see that even though she had small legs, they had more stamina than mine! Ah, but I believe if I ask her to take a stroll in the desert, she wouldn't last for an hour. Haha.